There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the jerk's.
~ Unknown ~
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced, I keep the house.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
~ Helen Rowland ~
The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
~ Unknown ~
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
~ Rene Yasenek ~
Behind every great man there is a surprised women.
~ Maryon Pearson ~
A fool and her money are soon courted.
~ Helen Rowland ~
The hardest task in a girls life is to prove to a man that his attentions are serious.
~ Helen Rowland ~
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
~ Gloria Steinem ~
When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always
hope he's dead.
~ Judith Viorst ~
Is it possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen.
~ Mamie Van Doren ~
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
~ Phyllis Diller ~
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
~ Lily Tomlin ~
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
~ Jane Austen ~
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
~ Rita Rudner ~
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
~ Margaret Thatcher ~
Probably the only place a man can feel really secure is a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release.
~ Germaine Greer ~
I like men to behave like men, strong and childish.
~ Francoise Sagan ~
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible.
~ Margaret Mead ~
If man is only a little lower than the angels, angels should reform.
~ Mary Wilson Little ~
I only like two kinds of men domestic and imported.
~ Mae West ~
If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist.
~ Linda Sunshine ~
